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Bob's Links and Bob's Crap and "Bob's Makeout Shack" and reniD s'boB and Dîneur de Bob

THIS "DINER" IS OWNED AND OPERATED BY [Mortified Penguin] (and a few lazy people who "claim" they work here *cough* *cough* [spitfire_35121] *cough*) ...even though the wiki was made by me... [Mortified Penguin]... ALL OF IT!!! ...with the help of pixiestickchick... wherever that [wonderful girl who I miss so much] is...

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Go to order of the phoenix! Though, I don't understand why you would want to order phoenix there... when you can order moose here!

www.habbohotel.com

thebadturkey

Bob's Quiz

"If you are what you eat... then we're all mental!"
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Bob's Cheesy Jokes of the Month!
Q. Why did Santa have three gardens?
A. So he could "Ho Ho Ho"!

Q. What did Delaware?
A. A New Jersey!

There you go punks! I fixed the stupid page, now I want to be immortalized!! I hereby claim this spot on Bob's Diner FOREVER!!! Muahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Signed, Your ULTIMATE Lord And Master [PixieStickChick]

P.S. [Mortified Penguin] EATS POO
P.S.S. heh heh... I see you noticed my little edit...
P.P.S.S. Yea I noticed o.O
P.P.P.P.S You people will die a miserable, horrible, other-worldly death...........now........have a nice day!
P.P.S.S.P.S. Now now... Nice comments or I'll be forced to make you ---- yourself. ^_^
P.P.P.S.S... X? Too late for that... *hands you a video* see for yourself!
P.P.P.S.S.S.P.S.P. EWWWW!!!! *throws the video in the oven*
P.P.P.P.S.S.P.S.S.S. mmm... baked porn for diner!
P.P.P.S.P.S.S.S.P.P.S. And baked turkey goes wonderfully with it. ^_^
P.S.S.S.P.P.S.P.P.P.P.P. No it doesn't!!! More like baked penguin!!!
P.P.S.S.P.P.S.P.P.S.S.P.S. You know nothing of cooking!! I am the chef and I say TURKEY!!!
P.S.P.S.P.P.P.P.S.P.P.S.S.S. *pokes you with a cattleprod* I gave you that job!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. What does "P.S." mean anyways...?
P.S.P.S.P.P.P.P.P.S.S.S.S.P.S.S. 'Post Script' ^_^
P.P.P.P.P.S.S.S.P.S.S.P.P.S.S.S.S. uh... I knew that! Just making sure you did too...
P.P.P.P.S.P.S.S.S.P.P.P.P.S.P.S.P.S. The Monkeys will one day RULE ALL TURKEY KIND!!! Muahahahahahaha!!
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. I have a new shirt that has a monkey hugging a tree. ^_^
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.P.P.P.P.P.S.S. wow... that was irrelevant...
P.P.P.P.S.P.M.P.P.P.P.S.P.P.P.P.P.S.P.S.S Is it moderately warm in here, or is it just me?
P.E.S.P.N.P.I.M.P.S.A.N.D.H.O.E.S.F.O.S.H.O. I'M BACK HOES! Now bow before you're soon to be new leader!!! Muahahahaha!!!
P.P.P.P.P.P.W.H.A.T.T.H.E.H.A.C.K.S.S.S.S.S.S. Wh- what?!
Potato
Tomatoe
Pomatoe
B.O.W.D.O.W.N.B.E.F.O.R.E.Y.O.U.R.L.E.A.D.E.R.M.E.!! *[PixieStickChick] Brings cookies in exchange for the keys to the diner.* *knows Dustin can't refuse* Muahahahahahaha!!!!!
W.H.A.T.S.T.H.A.T.A.N.A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.F.O.R.?! ...what kind of cookies...?
P.S (again) evil ones.
P.P.S. *schlaps forehead*
P.P.S.S. This wiki contains the fruit of everyone's loins! ...or is that the fruit of everyone's looms...? ...wait... it's the harvest of... no... er... hold on... well... uh... screw you all! Yeah! That's it! *eats ramen not from here* ...this place is expensive!
P.P.IN.YOUR.SHOE. The kind of cookies that go bump in the night.
E.A.T.S.R.A.M.E.N. "Bump"?! Sicko...
C.A.P.I.T.O.L.L.E.T.T.E.R.S. everyone likes a good "bump" now and then, ya'know!

As of 20:22:14 Monday, July 11, 2005, the Chickens are now engaged to [Insaniac Yoshie] in the bond of marriage. Wedding date to be announced

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boo-bah
...What tha?!
Well congratulations Chickens, and of cause [Insomniac Yoshie] ;) ~ Devlin

And that concludes your tour of...

^Bob's_Diner
^@wiki

_{A DUSTIN GOBLE PRODUCTION©}

_{" My heart was pounding so loudly against my chest I was sure they would find me.

I had only stopped for a brief moment to catch my breath,but as soon as I had they had

already caught up with me.The only thing I could do now was stay hidden and pray.Pray

that I would not be found;pray that I could escape;pray that I would get out alive.Fear

gripped and saturated my entire body as I lay plastered to the ground.I could see sweat

dripping from my hunters' foreheads as they neared my hiding place.The thud of their

heavy boots reverberated in my eardrums,and with each step taken,I became

increasingly aware of the danger I had ultimately found myself in.It all started....

Two years ago,people were having things stolen from them mostly jewels and money.

I was walking down the road to get to my house trying to figure out who the thieves or thief might be,

when I found myself in front of my friend,Rika's house,so I went to the door and knocked,after a couple

of seconds she answered the door,she hugged me and let me in.We went in her room and her cousin

was sitting on the bed,he was there visiting,so I said,"Hi,Turk."and he said hi back.They asked me to

wait in the hall so they could talk about cousin things,so I went out in the hall.They took a long time so I

sat down in a chair next to the door,but then the wall and chair rotated and I found myself in a secert room,

in the room there was a gold box,so I carefully lifted the lid,after I put my gloves on incase I got in

trouble if they found me in the room,and that is when I saw the jewels and money that was stolen from

all of those people,so I carefully put the lid back on and got out of the secert room and stood up right after I

did Rika and Turk came out of the bedroom,and Rika said,"You can come back in now."and I said,"No,

I didn't realize how late it was,I have to go home for diner."so they said,"Ok,come back soon."

I left thier house,but I didn't go home,instead I went to the police and told them everything and they arrested

Rika and Turk.They got out of prison and wanted revenge,two days ago I thought I saw them,but I thought

it was my imangenation,untill the police came to my house and told me they broke out of prison and might be

coming to get me,so they gave me a necklace with a button on it and told me to wear it and if I ever got in

trouble to push the button and they could track me down and rescue me.I thought I wouldn't need it untill tonight,

they saw me so I ran and they ran after me,I ran and ran,but eventually they caught up with me so I hid.

I was in danger and I knew it,I was so scared I had forgotten about the necklace with the button on it that was around my neck.

They had stoped,they had found me,I tried to run but they grabed me,they knocked me out.The next thing I knew,I woke up

in an abanned warehouse in a cage,my friend and her cousin were standing right in front of me,I asked her why she stole all

of that stuff,she told me because it was fun to do,so I said,"but Rika it isn't right to steal."she said that she didn't care and her name

wasn't Rika anymore it was Rika the jewel thief,and her cousin said,"and I am now The Bad Turkey."Then they turned and left

to discuss thier plan,that is when I remembered the button,so I pushed the button,and an hour later,Rika the jewel thief and her

cousin The Bad Turkey came back and were about to tell me thier plan when the police burst in and arrested Rika the jewel thief

and The Bad Turkey,and let me out of the cage and Rika the jewel thief and The Bad Turkey were sentenced to 10 years in prison

without paroll for kidnapping,and I was returned to my parents,and rewarded for helping the police catch the criminals."

A short story by [~Crimson Angel~]}

Yeah, you'd better portray me as an evil villian! As for the not killing the witness part, however, you're wrong...

MAZE OF GUILE

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By [TheGhost]

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Bob's News!

Stocks:

             Dow12,318.62                + 42.30
             NASDAQ2,402.29                  + 14.74
             S&P1,406.60                + 3.75
             B's D-4,272.23                     - [5,035.94]

Random News Page:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17583305/

Elftown News:

Turkey returns, but maybe not for long. Guards (and that weird [Paul Doyle] kid) continue to visit his house. It's been a few days, but still no banning. We will just have to wait and see if they are willing to let him stay, iffin' he don't cause no trouble. Inside reports say that [Paul Doyle] is against all things "turkey" as well as his numerous acquaintances. Experts are still unsure why this could be, but they're looking into it. Perhaps it is due to the fact that Paul is from a rich family and looks down on turkey. Our sources tell us that his dad struck oil back in '54 and the "Doyle" family has lived in various mansions ever since.

Akiratetsuo, or [Acidic Khemica] (an old Bob's Diner member), has returned. Those inside sources of ours tell us that she's been in a severe coma for the past few years and that's why she never visited.

In other news, [Eloura] joins Bob's Diner. Our experts are still trying to find out where she came from.

And finally, [Pillowthief]'s name remains the same. For years now, it's been just "pillowthief". This breaking news came late last night, when those experts and inside sources came barging into our office. "Boy, have we got a headline for you!" they stated, slamming the papers on our desk. "Don't call us boy," we replied. Three sexual harassment suits, a dead body, and the second coming of Jesus later, our story was ready to type. Then we... well... just typed it.

IMPORTANT UPDATE!

Our experts and inside sources were accused of fraudulent charges. Some "false" advertising and liability suits were filed. When we asked them what really happen, they told us the real story...

"Well, you see... there were these aliens, right? And they were all like, bang! Pow! Zoom! And then they, like, abducted us! They froze us in tubes, while the aliens dressed like us escaped to ruin our reputations."

We can honestly say, if they are found guilty, it is only because our government is racist.

Thank you. This has been a "turkey" production.

Suggested Video(s):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmDf6SnTVxg (Chad Vader 6)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus (Charlie the Unicorn)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc (Crack Spider)

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Poll not belonging to page " The Other Half" error!

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Vil vs. Ramen-Eater

Freakin' Sweet

*eats ramen*

Mort yells at Elftown

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R.I.P.
May you continue eating your tender vittles in Hell.

More importantly though...
If you see a garden gnome, pick it up and take it home. First make sure it's really dead; stick something sharp into its head.

R.I.P.
May Jar Jar soon join you in death...

weasel weasel weasel weasel
How long has this "weasel³" been here?! i have been here for 3 years or so. but its been here for 3 weeks now about i think

Rameneata
Vil's Victory

[Mortified Penguin] eats poop for breakfast.
..."poop tarts", maybe, but not poop.

randomly types stuff and wonders how long itll take anyone to notice.... o.O

...*eats ramen*... *notices nothing*...

*goes about cleaning the diner and replacing all food with fresh clean healthy food with all the skill of a ninja dodo bird*

...hey! Where'd my grease filled death burger go?!! ...*finds it in the trash*... *eats it*... ah... I can feel my arteries clogging with every greasy bite...

*climbs in your blood pipeing with a small bristled brush cleaning the pathways and puts a few braincells back together while shes at it*

Clean the graffiti off my brain while you're in there...

Bob Drawing Contest!

SHU fly! Don't bother me!

I LOVE YOU ALL!

^{that's what she said!}
^{That's what who said?}
^{your mom... last night!}
^{Whose mom,Turkey's?}
^{so's your face!}
^{Turkey is Sexy!OH YEAH!}
^{What?! ...weirdo... *eats ramen*...}
^{Hmph. *Eats News-Paper-Colored-Breakfast-Sandwich*}
^What??
^{Hey! Didnt your mom ever teach you not to stare at people when they're eating? Hmph. Rude. *muches*}
^{Wonders why no one has caught the typo 'muches' in the last comment, which, when put in a sentence, makes me sound slightly retarded. *chews on a Turkey leg*}
^{You don't know where that leg's been! ...*eats ramen leg*...}
^{Eww. I DONT know where it's been. *spits out disgusting pieces of Turkey leg*}

THE PLACE
Go there... I don't know why... just... go there.

*comes through and rebuild's bob's diner giving it new funiture and everything and even fresh good clean food*

*Laughs at the comment above* Fresh, Good, Clean Food? Bob's Diner? PAH! XD Shouldn't happen. ;)

*eats ramen*

Bob's Diner for Huckabee!

HA Not likely!

What?!

Operation Penguin/Turkey Takeover

Wikis Conquered:
Magic Society
Haters of the World
Berry Wine Bar
the mutt society
the musketeers of elftown
the gentleperson's club
fellowship of the stoners
hate
h8
~gryffindorm10
insult corner
ramen
christ
christians

Current Targets:
anthro lovers
perverted people united
The Confused Club
SHU! -(Hurray! ...Wait, what? Thats MY wiki!) -...for now! -Not for now! Over my dead body! -...yeah, that's the plan! -No! Not the noodly appendage! -...did you say noodle?! *eats ramen* -*Eats news-paper-colored-breakfast-sandwich*
Calico Tiger Art Progressions
mary's united

Usernames seized:
[Sir Soapy]
[Nc-17]

Art

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_{--->Charlie Brown: Smokin' Deuces<---}

Alright! Page version 666! ...2008-07-16... ST.

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This is Larry. He's the janitor. He has five cats.

BOB'S BANNER CONTEST!

You have from now until August 30th to make a Bob's Diner banner. That is, some sort of image advertising Bob's Diner. Unlike all my other contests, this one actually has a prize! The winner (which will be determined by a poll) will receive an original signed Mort drawing and the password to my username! Place all submissions under this line: